I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady – Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Some people watch porn.
Some of us prefer a good book, a fictional man with questionable morals, and several hundred pages of things that would make our grandparents faint.
This one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate features a charming childhood reading scene paired with the phrase:
"I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady."
The sweet vintage artwork contrasts beautifully with the unapologetically bookish sass, making it the perfect piece for smut readers, romantasy lovers and anyone whose reading habits are nobody else's business.
Hand-altered by Swears of Joy and completely one of a kind.
🖼️ Genuine vintage china picture plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💖 One-of-a-kind piece
🪞 Plate stand included
📏 Approx diameter: 8 inches
🧽 Clean gently with a soft dry cloth
🌍 International shipping available