I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady – Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
A perfectly innocent vintage reading scene… ruined (or improved) by the absolute filth of modern womanhood.
This one-of-a-kind plate features a sweet little girl engrossed in a book — with the brilliantly unhinged phrase:
I don’t watch porn, I read it like a fucking Lady.
It’s cheeky, it’s feminist, it’s gloriously wrong in all the right ways.
Perfect for book lovers with an attitude, smut readers, spicy TikTok girlies, and anyone who enjoys their décor sweet, sweary and sarcastic.
A total conversation starter. A total vibe.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage picture plate
📚 Wholesome reading scene + filthy twist
💬 Phrase: I don’t watch porn, I read it like a fucking Lady
💥 Ideal for book lovers, smut readers & feminist sass queens
📏 Approx. 8–9 inches
✨ One-of-a-kind – will never be repeated
🛑 Decorative use only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean only, no soaking
🌍 Upcycled vintage china (sustainable sass)