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I DON'T LOVE THE DOG MORE. - Vintage China Plate
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£16.00
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A one-of-a-kind vintage medium plate featuring the phrase “I don’t love the dog more. Promise.”
Set against a delicate floral pattern, this piece balances gentle romance with the quiet truth known in every dog-loving household.
Playful, affectionate, and just a little bit revealing, it’s perfect for couples who share their lives — and their sofa — with a very loved pet.
Hand-altered vintage china, completely unique, and made to raise a smile.
🐾 Hand-altered vintage china
🖤 One of a kind — no repeats
🐾 Medium decorative plate
🖤 Valentine’s / pet-lover humour
🐾 Decorative use only (not food safe)
🖤 Ships worldwide except USA
🎁 Perfect for
– Dog lovers with a sense of humour
– Valentine’s gifts with personality
– Couples who know the hierarchy
– Gallery walls with a softer edge
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