Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

I Can Fly. No You Can’t! – Vintage China Pig Figurine

£16.00

One beautifully floral vintage pig. One very optimistic little piglet hanging on behind.

“I can fly”
“No you can’t!”

Sometimes you need someone who believes in your dreams.

This is not that pig.

🐷 Genuine vintage china pig and piglet figurine
💗 Altered by hand with “I can fly” and “No you can’t!”
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage piece
🏡 Handmade in the UK
🤟 Decorative use only
♻️ Vintage china may show signs of its previous life — that’s part of its charm

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