Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Hot Mess Express - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
All aboard the chaos train. This floral beauty says what we’re all thinking — classy décor with a dash of disaster. Because perfection’s overrated and sass always arrives fashionably late.
💐 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage china
💋 For decorative purposes only (not food safe)
🎁 Perfect gift for your fellow hot mess
🚫 No restocks or repeats — once it’s gone, it’s gone
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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