Horny As Fuck - Vintage China Plate

This 16.5cm fine bone china plate looks like something you'd inherit from a great aunt—until you actually read it.

With a white background, soft grey floral border, and a bold red rose (plus a budding one—cheeky), this plate keeps it classy right up until the phrase slaps you in the face:

Horny As Fuck.”

The perfect mix of floral finesse and unapologetic filth. Hang it with pride. Gift it with a wink. Let it live next to your wine rack and your worst intentions.

For lovers, laughers, and those who’ve just had enough of subtlety.