Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Hey, shepherd leave them sheep alone - Picture Plate
The Wall (Of Sheep)
£20.00
Out of stock
All in all, it’s just another ewe in the field.
This gloriously altered pastoral plate takes a swipe at control, conformity, and anyone trying to micromanage their way through the Highlands.
Featuring a stern-looking collie and a lyrical protest lifted straight from your dad’s record shelf, this one-off piece delivers sarcasm with scenic views. Makes a perfect gift for music nerds, sheep lovers, or anyone who ever got told what to do and didn’t bloody like it.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🎸 Text reads: “Hey, shepherd, leave them sheep alone.” Floyd would be proud.
🐕 Original artwork by Derek Kibbler — reimagined with a musical middle finger.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 8 inches
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No microwave. No dishwasher. No fuckery.
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