Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Shut Up, I Wear Bigger Heels Than Your Dick!

£20.00

Out of stock

Elegant shape. Savage energy.

This square-edged vintage plate features an effortlessly confident pin-up perched beside a floral explosion — and a line that cuts deeper than stilettos on marble:

“Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.”

Perfect for empowering your wall, intimidating your guests, or reminding that guy who really needs humbling.

  • Large vintage china plate with squared edges and silver trim

  • Retro pin-up + multicolour floral design

  • Hand-altered and totally one of a kind

  • Decorative use only — but it does slay

Feminine. Fierce. Filthy fabulous.