Shut Up, I Wear Bigger Heels Than Your Dick!
£20.00
Elegant shape. Savage energy.
This square-edged vintage plate features an effortlessly confident pin-up perched beside a floral explosion — and a line that cuts deeper than stilettos on marble:
“Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.”
Perfect for empowering your wall, intimidating your guests, or reminding that guy who really needs humbling.
Large vintage china plate with squared edges and silver trim
Retro pin-up + multicolour floral design
Hand-altered and totally one of a kind
Decorative use only — but it does slay
Feminine. Fierce. Filthy fabulous.