Happy Cuntmas - Vintage China Plate
Deck the halls with pure profanity.
£16.00
Snowflake centre, floral rim, and a festive greeting Nan definitely wouldn’t approve of. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate takes Christmas cheer and shoves it somewhere ruder. Perfect for walls, gifting, or shocking the relatives over turkey. Strictly decorative — crackers stay on the table.
🎄 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide