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Good Mums Say Fuck – Nursery Picture Plate
Mother's Day | Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
Some mums bake.
Some mums scrapbook.
And some mums raise tiny legends while muttering “for fuck’s sake” under their breath.
This nostalgic nursery-style picture plate is for the mums who keep it real — the ones who’ve done the school runs, the arguments, the teenage dramas… and still showed up with love (and a colourful vocabulary).
Perfect Mother’s Day gift for the mum who deserves a medal… and a lie down. 😌✨
🖼️ Design: Nursery-style vintage illustration with phrase “Good Mums say Fuck”
💎 Material: Vintage china plate
🧡 Finish: Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🧿 One-of-a-kind: Absolutely unique — no restocks, no repeats
🎁 Perfect for: Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just celebrating a top-tier mum with zero beige energy
🏡 Use: Decorative piece only (display, shelf styling, gallery walls)
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