Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Go On Then - Vintage Picture Plate
Kiss it, I dare you
£20.00
Out of stock
A peaceful scene: a watermill in the background, a cobblestone wall, and a stream flowing gently across the base of the plate. In the centre, two porcelain-style figurines—a boy in lederhosen and a girl gently gripping the bib of his dungarees.
At their feet? A green frog. On her? The words:
“Go on then, kiss it. I dare you.”
Whether you see a nod to classic fairy tales… or something altogether cheekier, this plate is a masterclass in suggestive innocence. Display it where your guests can read into it exactly as much as they’re willing to admit.
Vintage display plate
Care: For display only. May cause blushing or laughter. Possibly both.
Handmade in the UK. One of one.
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