Fuck This, Fuck It, Fuck Me - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Royal Albert Old Country Rose Plate – "Fuck This. Fuck It. Fuck Me."
A delicate floral plate… absolutely losing its mind.
This classic Royal Albert fine bone china plate features gold edging, vintage florals, and one hell of a breakdown. The phrase?
“Fuck This. Fuck It. Fuck Me.”
Whether it’s a rough Monday, an uninvited dinner guest, or your entire family WhatsApp thread — this medium-sized plate says exactly what you’re thinking, in full floral glory.
Perfect for:
Wall mounting
Passive-aggressive gifting
Screaming into the void (but make it classy)
One of a kind. Ever so slightly unhinged. Exactly how we like it.
Size: Medium plate (16cm)
Fine bone china (Royal Albert Old Country Rose)
Text: Applied in deep red overlay, intentionally bold
Trim: Classic gold edge with signature rose clusters
Care: Decorative use only. Definitely not dishwasher safe.
Handmade in the UK – one of a kind