Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Fuck Off...I'm Sewing - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Some hobbies are relaxing. Sewing is not one of them when people keep interrupting.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features beautiful red roses, elegant gold edging and the phrase "Fuck Off... I'm Sewing" in coordinating typography.
Perfect for sewists, quilters, dressmakers, crafters and anyone who knows the frustration of being disturbed mid-project.
A unique piece of vintage china celebrating creativity, concentration and the occasional need for peace and quiet.
🧵 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🌹 Features the phrase: "Fuck Off... I'm Sewing"
🪡 Perfect for sewing enthusiasts and makers
🏡 Decorative use only
⚠️ Not food safe
📏 Approx. diameter: 6 inches
🕰️ Vintage item – minor signs of age may be present and add to its character
📸 You will receive the exact plate shown
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
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