Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off...I'm Reading - Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
A gentle scene. A teddy bear. A bedtime book.
And a very clear boundary.
This one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate pairs nostalgic childhood innocence with a phrase every reader feels deep in their soul:
“Fuck off… I’m reading.”
Perfect for bookworms, introverts, bibliophiles, and anyone who considers reading a full-contact sport that should neverbe interrupted.
📚 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage picture plate
🧸 Original illustration with added phrase
💬 Phrase appears exactly as shown on the plate
📖 Part of the Book Lovers Collection
🏺 Decorative use only — not food safe
📏 Vintage picture plate (large)
♻️ Repurposed, pre-loved china
🚫 No restocks. No repeats. Ever.
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