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Fuck Off...I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
A vintage floral plate with a message every book lover understands.
Featuring rich greens, soft blues and delicate florals, this one-of-a-kind plate carries the unmistakably honest phrase:
Fuck Off… I’m Reading
Perfect for bookshelves, bedside tables, cosy reading corners or anyone who values peace, quiet and maximum page-turning concentration.
📚 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage china plate
💐 Blue & green floral border with bold lettering
💬 Phrase: Fuck Off… I’m Reading
📏 Medium plate size
🎁 Ideal gift for moody readers, introverts & book addicts
⚠️ Decorative only — not food safe
♻️ Upcycled vintage china
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