Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck off...I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
A beautifully delicate vintage floral plate with a not-so-delicate message — the ultimate statement piece for anyone who takes their reading time seriously.
With gold lettering paired with bold pink script, this one-of-a-kind plate says exactly what you mean when you’re mid-chapter and someone dares to speak:
Fuck Off… I’m Reading.
Perfect for book lovers, introverts, and anyone who values silence over small talk.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate
🌼 Gold and pastel florals with bold bookish sass
💬 Phrase: Fuck Off… I’m Reading
📚 Ideal for reading nooks, bookshelves, and literary gremlins
📏 Approx. 6–7 inches
🔥 One-of-a-kind – never repeated
🛑 Decorative only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean with dry cloth only, do not soak
🌍 Upcycled vintage plate (eco-conscious sass)
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