Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck off...I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Out of stock

A beautifully delicate vintage floral plate with a not-so-delicate message — the ultimate statement piece for anyone who takes their reading time seriously.

With gold lettering paired with bold pink script, this one-of-a-kind plate says exactly what you mean when you’re mid-chapter and someone dares to speak:
Fuck Off… I’m Reading.

Perfect for book lovers, introverts, and anyone who values silence over small talk.

  • 🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate

  • 🌼 Gold and pastel florals with bold bookish sass

  • 💬 Phrase: Fuck Off… I’m Reading

  • 📚 Ideal for reading nooks, bookshelves, and literary gremlins

  • 📏 Approx. 6–7 inches 

  • 🔥 One-of-a-kind – never repeated

  • 🛑 Decorative only – not food safe

  • 🧽 Wipe-clean with dry cloth only, do not soak

  • 🌍 Upcycled vintage plate (eco-conscious sass)