Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off...I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

A floral vintage plate for book lovers who don’t want to be disturbed — ever.
This elegant gold-trimmed beauty features the iconic Swears of Joy phrase “Fuck Off… I’m Reading” in gold and soft pink lettering, paired with a delicate floral border.
Perfect for anyone whose happy place is between the pages… and away from people.

  • 📚 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage plate

  • 🌸 Gold floral border with soft pink script

  • ✨ Bold, bookish sass for your reading nook

  • 📏 Approx. medium plate

  • 🌼 Ideal gift for book lovers, introverts & fellow grumpy readers

  • ⚠️ Decorative use only — not food safe

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