Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Fuck Off...I'm Knitting - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Peace, quiet, and pointy sticks.
This floral vintage plate is for anyone who takes their stitching seriously — and their solitude even more so.
Soft pastels, gold trim, and a message loud enough to keep unwanted company away: Fuck Off… I’m Knitting.
🧶 Medium floral vintage plate
🧶 Phrase: Fuck Off… I’m Knitting
🧶 Gold-edged with pale blue and blush blooms
🧶 Decorative use only – not food-safe
🧶 Hand-altered & sealed
🧶 One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
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