Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off...I'm Knitting - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
For the knitters who don’t mince their words. This vintage china plate has been given a sassy twist with the bold declaration: “Fuck Off… I’m Knitting”. A floral classic turned into the perfect excuse to be left alone with your needles and yarn.
🧶 Vintage china plate with sweary knitting sass
🌸 Pretty pink florals + yarn & needle decal
🎨 Hand-altered with waterslide decals, sealed with lacquer
🛑 For decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate – perfect craft room décor or gift
🎁 One-of-a-kind, never to be repeated
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