Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck off...I'm doom scrolling - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Social media spiral? Same. 📱🙃
This vintage floral plate says what we’re all thinking: “Fuck Off… I’m Doomscrolling.” A cheeky, one-of-a-kind piece mixing delicate florals with brutally honest truth — perfect for gallery walls, hobby corners, or gifting to the chronically online.
✨ Handmade, unapologetic, and never repeated.
🖤 Handmade: vintage china plate altered with sweary decals
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Size: approx. 16–20cm (medium plate)
📱 Perfect for offices, gallery walls, or hobby nooks
✨ One-off: when it’s gone, it’s gone
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