Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck off...I'm doom scrolling - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Out of stock

Social media spiral? Same. 📱🙃

This vintage floral plate says what we’re all thinking: “Fuck Off… I’m Doomscrolling.” A cheeky, one-of-a-kind piece mixing delicate florals with brutally honest truth — perfect for gallery walls, hobby corners, or gifting to the chronically online.

✨ Handmade, unapologetic, and never repeated.

  • 🖤 Handmade: vintage china plate altered with sweary decals

  • 🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe

  • 📏 Size: approx. 16–20cm (medium plate)

  • 📱 Perfect for offices, gallery walls, or hobby nooks

  • ✨ One-off: when it’s gone, it’s gone