Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Fuck Off...I'm doomscrolling - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Because nothing says self-care like ignoring the world while spiralling through bad news. 📱💀
This vintage floral plate has been given a digital-age upgrade with the phrase: “Fuck Off… I’m doomscrolling.” Perfect for your wall, your desk space, or anywhere you want to let people know your phone comes first.
✨ A one-of-a-kind mix of florals, filth, and truth.
🖤 Handmade: vintage china plate altered with sweary decals
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Size: approx. 6inches
🖼 Ideal for gallery walls or as a stand-alone display
✨ One-off: when it’s gone, it’s gone
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