Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off...I'm Crocheting - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Hooked on sass and yarn? Same.
This one’s for the crocheters who just want to be left in peace — or at least until the next row’s done. A vintage beauty with a cheeky message that’ll make any craft corner twice as fabulous.
🧶 Hand-altered vintage china
💬 One-of-a-kind – no repeats or restocks
🌸 Decorative use only (not food-safe)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
🎁 Wrapped in bubble wrap because I care (and because it works)
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
🎨 Design: Soft florals with golden edge
💬 Phrase: “Fuck Off... I’m Crocheting”
📦 Use: Decorative only – not food-safe
🚫 Restocks: Never – one-of-one
📍 Made in: UK
💝 Packaging: Wrapped securely in bubble wrap and posted with sass
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