Fuck Off...I'm Crafting - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Glue gun in hand, chaos in progress.
For every maker, creator, and crafty legend who just wants five minutes without interruption. This cheeky vintage plate is your polite-but-sweary warning sign for your craft zone.
🖍 Hand-altered vintage china
💬 One-of-a-kind – no repeats or restocks
🎨 Decorative only (not food-safe)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
🎁 Wrapped securely in bubble wrap and posted with sass
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
🎨 Design: Blue and lilac florals with gold trim
💬 Phrase: “Fuck Off... I’m Crafting”
📦 Use: Decorative only – not food-safe
🚫 Restocks: Never – one-of-a-kind
📍 Made in: UK
💝 Packaging: Bubble wrapped with care (and a hint of swearing)