Fuck Off...I'm Crafting - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Glue gun in hand, chaos in progress.
For every maker, creator, and crafty legend who just wants five minutes without interruption. This cheeky vintage plate is your polite-but-sweary warning sign for your craft zone.
🖍 Hand-altered vintage china
💬 One-of-a-kind – no repeats or restocks
🎨 Decorative only (not food-safe)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
🎁 Wrapped securely in bubble wrap and posted with sass
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
🎨 Design: Blue and lilac florals with gold trim
💬 Phrase: “Fuck Off... I’m Crafting”
📦 Use: Decorative only – not food-safe
🚫 Restocks: Never – one-of-a-kind
📍 Made in: UK
💝 Packaging: Bubble wrapped with care (and a hint of swearing)