Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off...I'm Baking - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Flour on your hands, chaos in the kitchen, and someone still dares to interrupt? This plate says what you’re thinking. A vintage slice of sass for bakers who need their peace (and oven space).
🍰 Hand-altered vintage china
💬 One-of-a-kind – no repeats or restocks
🍽 Decorative use only – not food-safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
🎁 Wrapped securely in bubble wrap and posted with love + profanity
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
🎨 Design: Floral pattern with soft pink and yellow tones
💬 Phrase: “Fuck Off... I’m Baking”
📦 Use: Decorative only – not food-safe
🚫 Restocks: Never – one-of-a-kind piece
📍 Made in: UK
💝 Packaging: Bubble wrapped for safe, sweary travels
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