Fuck Off...I'm Adulting - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Bills, laundry, emails, and zero patience — this plate gets it.
A perfect dose of sweary realism for anyone pretending to have their life together (or just trying not to cry into a cuppa).
💬 Hand-altered vintage china
☕ Perfect for your desk, dresser, or disaster zone
🍽 Decorative use only (not food-safe)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
🎁 Bubble wrapped, because adulting is hard enough
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
🌸 Design: Pink rose pattern with gold edge
💬 Phrase: “Fuck Off... I’m Adulting”
📦 Use: Decorative only – not food-safe
🚫 Restocks: Never – each one unique
📍 Made in: UK
💝 Packaging: Securely wrapped in bubble wrap and sass