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Fuck Off… I’m Sewing – Vintage Floral China Plate

£16.00

For when the sewing machine is out and interruptions are absolutely not welcome. 😂

Fuck Off… I’m Sewing.

🧵 Vintage floral china plate
💬 Fuck Off… I’m Sewing
✨ One-of-a-kind Swears of Joy piece
🖐️ Handmade in the UK
🏺 Decorative use only
♻️ Vintage china may show signs of its previous life.

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