Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Fuck Off… I’m Sewing – Vintage Floral China Plate
£16.00
A polite but very clear message for anyone interrupting mid-project.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features the phrase:
Fuck Off… I’m Sewing
paired with delicate blue florals, soft green script, and a subtle sewing needle detail for the perfect crafty-girl warning sign.
Designed for sewists, makers, textile lovers, and anyone who considers fabric shopping a perfectly valid personality trait.
Pretty vintage china with a slightly antisocial attitude — exactly as it should be.
🖤 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🌸 Features original floral detailing
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
📦 Carefully packaged for safe postage
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