Fuck Off! I'm Sewing - Vintage China Plate
Pretty pansies, filthy priorities.
£16.00
This fine vintage china plate serves pansies and profanity in equal measure. A one-of-a-kind wall piece for anyone who’d rather be threading needles than dealing with people. The perfect sweary gift for stitchers, crafters, or anyone who takes their “me time” seriously. Strictly decorative — no dinner service, just sass.
🧵 Vintage china, hand-altered
🌸 Pansies meet profanity
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
🙅 Decorative only – not food safe