Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Fuck Off...I'm Sewing - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
For the stitch witch who doesn’t want interruptions ✂️ This one-of-a-kind vintage plate declares “Fuck Off, I’m Sewing”in bold sass. Perfect for the craft room wall or as a gift for the sewist in your life who values peace, quiet, and plenty of thread.
🍽 Vintage one-of-a-kind china plate
🧵 Too Glam to Give a Damn Collection
🎨 Hand-altered with decal + sealed with lacquer
✨ Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate size
🌸 Floral base with bold typography
🚫 No repeats, no restocks – always unique
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