Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off! I'm Sewing - Vintage China Plate
Roses are red, sewing comes first
£16.00
Out of stock
Vintage roses meet sweary sass with this one-of-a-kind china plate. Perfect for stitchers who’d rather thread needles than suffer interruptions, this piece proves that crafting is sacred. A cheeky, floral statement for sewing rooms, studio walls, or anyone who takes their hobby seriously. Strictly decorative — roses only, not food safe.
🧵 Vintage china, rose floral pattern
🌹 Sewing sass in full bloom
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
🙅 Decorative only – not food safe
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