Fuck Off! I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
A no-nonsense plate for a no-nonsense reader. This vintage burgundy-bordered beauty delivers your message with the kind of blunt charm that would make a librarian blush. “F*** Off! I’m Reading…” is elegantly sprawled across the centre, bringing together classic china and contemporary sass like they were made for each other.
Whether you're knee-deep in a dark fantasy or romancing your 47th fictional soulmate, this is the perfect plate to make your stance crystal clear. Not for the faint-hearted, and definitely not for anyone who thinks interrupting a book is acceptable behaviour.
🍷 Vintage ceramic plate
📏 Approx. 6/7 inches diameter
🖌️ Design applied by hand, then sealed with sass
🧽 Wipe clean only — not suitable for dishwashers or joy thieves
🎁 One of a kind, just like your reading taste