Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off! I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate

Rose Edition

£16.00

Roses on the rim, rage in the middle. This vintage china plate pairs dainty florals with the bluntest boundary a bookworm can set: Fuck Off! I’m Reading. A one-of-a-kind piece of sass for readers who take their quiet time seriously. Strictly decorative — novels only, not nibbles.

  • 📚 Vintage china, rose floral rim

  • 🔥 One-of-a-kind – no repeats

  • 🚫 Decorative only (not food safe)

  • ✨ Sealed with protective lacquer

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