Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck off...I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
A beautifully floral vintage plate for anyone who cherishes peace, quiet, and chapters without interruption.
With pink-and-green typography to match the rose border, this one-of-a-kind piece says what every book lover is thinking:
Fuck Off… I’m Reading.
Perfect for cosy reading nooks, bookshelf displays, or gifting to someone who values their page time more than people time.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate
🌹 Classic rose border with bold, bookish attitude
💬 Phrase: Fuck Off… I’m Reading
📚 Ideal for readers, introverts, bookworms, and quiet-time queens
📏 Approx. 6–7 inches
🔥 One-of-a-kind – never repeated
🛑 Decorative only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean with dry cloth only
🌍 Upcycled vintage plate (eco-conscious sass)
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