Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck off...I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Out of stock

A beautifully floral vintage plate for anyone who cherishes peace, quiet, and chapters without interruption.

With pink-and-green typography to match the rose border, this one-of-a-kind piece says what every book lover is thinking:
Fuck Off… I’m Reading.

Perfect for cosy reading nooks, bookshelf displays, or gifting to someone who values their page time more than people time.

  • 🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate

  • 🌹 Classic rose border with bold, bookish attitude

  • 💬 Phrase: Fuck Off… I’m Reading

  • 📚 Ideal for readers, introverts, bookworms, and quiet-time queens

  • 📏 Approx. 6–7 inches 

  • 🔥 One-of-a-kind – never repeated

  • 🛑 Decorative only – not food safe

  • 🧽 Wipe-clean with dry cloth only

  • 🌍 Upcycled vintage plate (eco-conscious sass)