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Fuck Off! I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate

Pansy Edition

£16.00

Delicate pansies around the rim, filthy truth in the middle. This vintage china plate is perfect for bookworms who’d rather live between the pages than deal with people. A one-of-a-kind piece of floral sass that deserves pride of place on any gallery wall. Strictly decorative — stories only, not snacks.

  • 📚 Vintage china, pansy floral rim

  • 🔥 One-of-a-kind – no repeats

  • 🚫 Decorative only (not food safe)

  • ✨ Sealed with protective lacquer

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