Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off! I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate
Pansy Edition
£16.00
Out of stock
Delicate pansies around the rim, filthy truth in the middle. This vintage china plate is perfect for bookworms who’d rather live between the pages than deal with people. A one-of-a-kind piece of floral sass that deserves pride of place on any gallery wall. Strictly decorative — stories only, not snacks.
📚 Vintage china, pansy floral rim
🔥 One-of-a-kind – no repeats
🚫 Decorative only (not food safe)
✨ Sealed with protective lacquer
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