Fuck Off! I'm Reading - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
For the bookworm who values peace, quiet, and properly punctuated profanity.
This vintage floral plate says what every reader’s thinking — “Fuck Off! I’m Reading.” A delicate cornflower pattern softens the blow (but only just).
Ideal for home libraries, bedside tables, or anywhere someone dares interrupt your chapter cliffhanger.
📚 Perfect for book lovers with bite
🌸 Vintage cornflower motif
🖐️ Hand-altered, decorative only
💬 Straight to the point (and we love it that way)
🧵 Hand-altered vintage china
📏 Approx. 6/7 inches
🎨 Unique design — no repeats, no restocks
❌ Not food safe – for display only
💐 Wipe clean with soft cloth only