Fuck off! I'm Reading...- Vintage China Plate
£16.00
The ultimate anti-social sentiment for bookworms with boundaries. This one-of-a-kind floral vintage plate features soft roses, gold script, and zero tolerance for interruptions. A polite fuck-off in porcelain form — perfect for those sacred “just one more chapter” hours.
Let it sit pretty on your shelf while silently screaming the obvious.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no sequels, just this glorious volume.
📚 Soft pink and yellow roses, gold lettering, and firm literary boundaries.
📖 Reads: Fuck Off! I’m reading…
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and precision placed like punctuation.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for introverts with impeccable taste.
📏 Size: 6/7 inches Approx
⚠️ Care: Wipe clean. Not food safe. Not book-club friendly either.