Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off! I'm Painting - Vintage China Plate

Easel’s up, arseholes out

£16.00

This vintage china plate makes it crystal clear: disturb a painter at your peril. With its ornate teal-and-gold floral rim and sweary centrepiece, it’s a one-of-a-kind wall piece that brings high drama and higher sass to any studio or home. Strictly decorative — brushes only, not food safe.

🎨 Vintage china, teal & gold florals
🙅 Decorative only – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide

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