Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Fuck Off! I'm Painting - Vintage China Plate
Easel up, people out.
£16.00
Out of stock
Pretty florals, filthy words — this vintage china plate is the ultimate boundary-setting tool for painters. A one-of-a-kind decorative piece that says exactly what you’re thinking when you’re halfway through a masterpiece (or just finger painting with wine). Strictly decorative — not paintbrush or food safe.
🎨 One-of-a-kind vintage china
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe or paint
🖤 Hand-altered with sass
📦 Ready to ship worldwide
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