Fuck Off! I’m Crocheting – Vintage Floral China Plate
£16.00
For the crafters, the yarn hoarders, and the people who would genuinely rather spend hours untangling wool than talking to anyone.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features the phrase:
Fuck Off! I’m Crocheting
paired with delicate roses, soft pink script, and a crochet hook detail for the perfect mix of cosy and completely antisocial.
Designed for crochet lovers with a sense of humour and zero patience for interruptions.
A beautifully floral warning sign disguised as vintage china.
🖤 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🌸 Features original floral detailing
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
📦 Carefully packaged for safe postage