Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Fuck Off! I’m Crafting – Vintage Floral China Plate
£16.00
Currently unavailable for conversation. Too busy making things.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features the phrase:
Fuck Off! I’m Crafting
paired with delicate blue florals and soft lilac script for the perfect balance of vintage prettiness and mildly aggressive creative boundaries.
Designed for crafters, makers, hobby collectors, and anyone with approximately seventeen unfinished projects currently scattered around the house.
Pretty china with a very clear messag
🖤 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🌸 Features original floral detailing
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
📦 Carefully packaged for safe postage
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