Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Freshly picked - Vintage Picture Plate
And so over you!
£20.00
Out of stock
Two ladies, one ladder, and zero interest left to give.
This hand-altered vintage plate captures that perfect “I’ve moved on” energy — a countryside scene reimagined with sharp wit and floral finesse. Ideal for anyone who’s done with the drama and harvesting inner peace instead.
🍏 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage picture plate
🎨 Text in black serif font, matched to rustic tones
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
💔 Perfect for your gallery wall, breakup gift, or fresh start décor
🚚 Carefully packaged for postage/shipping
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