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For the fuckteenth time - Vintage Floral China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Some things should only need saying once.
This vintage floral china plate features the phrase For the Fuckteenth Time… in elegant gold script, carefully chosen to echo the original gilt detailing of the plate. The flowing typography softens the frustration into something quieter, more knowing — less explosion, more exhausted truth.
It captures that universal moment of repetition, when patience has long since left the room but dignity remains intact.
A one-of-a-kind Swears of Joy piece, created using rescued vintage china and unapologetic honesty.
🌸 Genuine vintage floral china plate
✨ Hand-finished, one-of-a-kind design
🚫 Decorative use only (not food safe)
💛 Features gold script typography matched to original gilt detailing
🔁 No repeats, no restocks — once it’s gone, it’s gone
📦 Carefully packaged for safe postage/shipping
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