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For the Fuckteenth Time… – Funny Sweary Floral Vintage Plate

£16.00

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You know that moment when you’ve said it so many times you could scream into the void?

Yeah. This plate is for that.

Featuring the phrase:

“For the fuckteenth time…”

Perfect for anyone who:

  • has repeated themselves since 2009

  • lives with children / partners / coworkers

  • is hanging on by a thread

  • and would like the world to LISTEN 😌💅

Delicate vintage florals, elegant scalloped edge… and a message that screams “I’m done.”
We love a classy breakdown.

  • 🌸 Design: Floral vintage china plate with phrase “For the fuckteenth time…”

  • 💎 Material: Vintage decorative china plate

  • 🧡 Hand-altered: Upcycled & designed by Swears of Joy

  • 🧿 One-of-a-kind: Completely unique — no restocks, no repeats

  • 🎁 Perfect for: Funny gifts, housewarming, office sass, gallery walls

  • 🏡 Use: Decorative piece only — shelf styling, wall display, or passive-aggressive kitchen art