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For the Fuckteenth Time… – Funny Sweary Floral Vintage Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
You know that moment when you’ve said it so many times you could scream into the void?
Yeah. This plate is for that.
Featuring the phrase:
“For the fuckteenth time…”
Perfect for anyone who:
has repeated themselves since 2009
lives with children / partners / coworkers
is hanging on by a thread
and would like the world to LISTEN 😌💅
Delicate vintage florals, elegant scalloped edge… and a message that screams “I’m done.”
We love a classy breakdown.
🌸 Design: Floral vintage china plate with phrase “For the fuckteenth time…”
💎 Material: Vintage decorative china plate
🧡 Hand-altered: Upcycled & designed by Swears of Joy
🧿 One-of-a-kind: Completely unique — no restocks, no repeats
🎁 Perfect for: Funny gifts, housewarming, office sass, gallery walls
🏡 Use: Decorative piece only — shelf styling, wall display, or passive-aggressive kitchen art
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