Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

For fuck's sake - this would never pass a risk assessment - Vintage Picture Plate

Modern Grimm - Elves & The Shoemaker

£20.00

Out of stock

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A darkly comic Modern Grimm plate that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
Classic fairytale chaos, questionable decision-making, and a very modern dose of sarcasm — finished on reclaimed vintage china.

This piece leans into the absurdity of old stories viewed through modern eyes.
Uncomfortable? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. Subtle? Not even slightly.

🎭 Perfect for

  • Lovers of dark humour & satire

  • Grimm / fairytale collectors with a sense of irony

  • Anyone who enjoys their decor slightly inappropriate

  • 🖼️ One-of-a-kind vintage picture plate

  • ✍️ Phrase applied permanently to the surface

  • 🖤 Part of the Modern Grimm collection

  • 🧠 Dark humour with a contemporary twist

  • 🏺 Decorative use only (not food safe) 

  • 📦 Only one available — once it’s gone, it’s gone.