For fuck's sake - this would never pass a risk assessment - Vintage Picture Plate
Modern Grimm - Elves & The Shoemaker
£20.00
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A darkly comic Modern Grimm plate that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
Classic fairytale chaos, questionable decision-making, and a very modern dose of sarcasm — finished on reclaimed vintage china.
This piece leans into the absurdity of old stories viewed through modern eyes.
Uncomfortable? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. Subtle? Not even slightly.
🎭 Perfect for
Lovers of dark humour & satire
Grimm / fairytale collectors with a sense of irony
Anyone who enjoys their decor slightly inappropriate
🖼️ One-of-a-kind vintage picture plate
✍️ Phrase applied permanently to the surface
🖤 Part of the Modern Grimm collection
🧠 Dark humour with a contemporary twist
🏺 Decorative use only (not food safe)
📦 Only one available — once it’s gone, it’s gone.