For Fuck's Sake... Spill the Tea – Vintage Miniature Tea Set
£24.00
Sometimes the tea is simply too good to keep in the pot.
This one-of-a-kind vintage miniature tea set tells the whole story without saying another word. The tray, teapot, cup and sugar bowl work together to create one delightfully gossipy phrase that's guaranteed to make people smile.
Perfect for a sideboard, bookshelf or coffee table, it's the kind of decorative piece that rewards anyone who takes a closer look. Sweet, floral and completely innocent... until you read it.
Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.
The object came first. The phrase finished the story.
🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage miniature tea set
🙌 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
🏡 From the Statement Sideboard at the House of Swears of Joy
📏 Tray approx. 8.5" (21.5cm) x 5.5" (14cm)
⚖️ Approx. 435g
✨ Decorative use only
🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
Maker: MacDonald, England
Design: Cottage Floral Chintz
Year: 1970s
Contents: Decorative tray, miniature teapot, miniature cup and miniature sugar bowl
Original Finish: Floral transfer design with gold gilt detailing
Tray: Approx. 8.5" (21.5cm) long × 5.5" (14cm) wide
Teapot Height: Approx. 3" (7.5cm)
Sugar Bowl Height: Approx. 1¾" (4.5cm)
Cup Height: Approx. 1.4" (3.5cm)
Weight: Approx. 435g
Backstamps: Photographed in the product images