Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Feral for Fictional Men - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Because real men don’t stand a chance. For fans of enemies-to-lovers, morally grey kings and smutty paperbacks.
Screaming, crying, throwing this on the wall (but don’t, it’s too pretty).


  • Vintage china plate with gold detailing

  • Text applied using professional-quality waterslide decals

  • For decorative use only — not food safe

  • Do not microwave or put in dishwasher

  • Size: Approx 7 inches (varies slightly as each plate is one-of-a-kind)

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