Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Fancy Cocaine – Vintage Serving Platter
£24.00
Some china is just too fancy for sandwiches.
This large vintage serving platter has been given a rather less traditional purpose, with “Fancy” sitting amongst the original florals and “Cocaine” repeated around the decorative border.
Beautiful, elegant and entirely inappropriate. Just how we like it.
Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.
The object came first. The phrase finished the story.
🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage serving platter
🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK
📝 Phrase: “Fancy Cocaine”
🖼️ Decorative only
🤍 Gentle signs of age
🧽 Wipe with a soft dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged
Maker: Royal Grafton
Collection: Indian Tree
Material: English Fine Bone China
Country of Manufacture: England
Date: Produced between 1950–1957
Condition: Excellent vintage condition with light signs of age consistent with a vintage piece.
Backstamp: Original Royal Grafton backstamp photographed in the product images
Size: Approximately 11 inches long × 7.5 inches wide
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