Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Fancy A Shag? - Vintage Picture Plate

£16.00

A fine vintage china plate, perfectly innocent… until you read it. With rich grapes and a bold green Fancy a Shag?slapped across it, this piece is less “wine tasting” and more “bedroom invitation.” Cheeky, fruity, and filthy in equal measure.

✨ One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china
🖤 Phrase: Fancy a Shag?
🚫 Decorative purposes only – not food safe
🎨 Finished with multiple coats of protective lacquer
📏 Size: vintage side plate (each piece varies slightly)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy

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