Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Fancy A Shag? - Vintage Picture Plate
£16.00
Cheeky, vintage, and just a little bit filthy, this plate skips the small talk and gets straight to the point. Featuring a beautifully ripe pear and plump grapes, it asks the question we’re all thinking (but only some of us are brave enough to say out loud). Whether it’s gracing your bedroom shelf or offered as a hilarious gift, this one’s not subtle — and that’s precisely the charm.
Perfect for that one friend who always says the quiet part loud.
One-of-a-kind vintage plate
Hand-altered using professional-grade waterslide decals (not vinyl!)
Strictly for decorative use — not food safe
Approx. 7/8inches
Hanging-ready or shelf-sitting glory
Designed to scandalise, charm, and spark conversation
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