Face down, Arse up - Vintage Picture Plate
Absolute Fuking Village Disgrace, that one
£20.00
Out of stock
This replica of John Constable’s The Cornfield is all rolling fields, big skies, and pastoral peace… until you notice the boy with his face dunked in a stream.
Overlaid with the brutally honest phrase:
“Face down, arse up. Absolute fucking village disgrace, that one.”
This is art history with attitude. Perfect for lovers of classic English landscapes, rural gossip, or just a well-placed takedown.
Vintage display plate – reproduction of The Cornfield by John Constable + hand applied typography
For display only. Probably not Constable-approved.
Handmade in the UK and completely inappropriate